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[symbiotastic]

[Filtered to: Adult Wardens (Known) and Inmates]
[You may notice that Eddie looks kind of like a secret service agent right now, what with his nice black suit it's totally the symbiote; he can't afford a real suit. WHY IS THAT? Because he's pretending to be a government agent/pancake chef... in charge of space camp. His lies are going to fall all over his head.]

Hey, guys: [JAZZ HANDS!] pop quiz!

[Holding that grin for a few moments, before his face drops. You get some BIG DOE EYES OF DESPERATION.]

How do you make pancakes?

[OOC: Eddie is terrible with children :c BUT HE'S TRYING, DAMN IT. Venom's got a soft spot for bebes.]

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[symbiotastic.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'd appreciate it. I--

[Wait.]

I just got a great idea.

Okay. Picture this. Your kid distracts Eddie-- the pint sized model-- takes him away from the kitchen to, I don't know, play tag or doctor or whatever it is kids do, and you can make the pancakes, and I can [TAKE ALL THE CREDIT] help. Where I can. Within reason.

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[collector]

[Braxiatel contrives to look amused at Eddie's gambit.] I would prefer not to leave Peylix unmonitored. If you are remotely capable of discretion, you can keep an eye on them without being noticed and I can make the pancakes. [Without Eddie getting in his way. He doesn't precisely trust Eddie with the kids, but he trusts Peylix to a degree.]

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[symbiotastic.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can do stealth.

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[collector]

Then I'll have a word with him and be by. [Indeed he will. Like the superior douche Time Lord he is.]

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[symbiotastic.livejournal.com]

Hey, great, you're a real lifesaver. [WHY SO MEAN TO EDDIE.]

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[collector]

[Why not mean to Eddie? Braxiatel responds after Omega's confirmation.] We'll be at the kitchen shortly.